Wank Dog


1) derogatory term for a person who is more than your average c-nt.

2) a person who administers hand relief to canines.
1) “that guy dave is a total w-nkdog!”

2) “murdock told me loves dogs, but i didn’t think he was an actual w-nkdog”
a common dog found masturbating. usually found in parks or laybye’s in the buxton area
ohhh mate look at that w-nk dog!, w-nk dog!!!

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