Death Udders
when you go to milk a cow with appendicitis, sit down and grab an udder.. the appendix bursts. the cow shudders and crumples to the floor squeezing its udders between the floor and trapping your arms inbetween them. the moment of squishy impact the udders explode resulting in a m-ss of milk, appendix juice and gushing -n-l fluids spraying in your eyes and in your mouth. all this is too much for your body to handle so it comes out of your -ss the other end and shoots you upwards.. snapping your neck and killing the both of you instantly.
go suck on some death udders.
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