Deathacate


the act of concentrating on defacating or taking a sh-t so hard that you subsequently rupture an important blood vessel to the brain and die.

thus, death + defacate = deathacate
ted: dude, did you hear about robby?!

pauly: yea ted…i heard he deathacated.

ted: that’s a sh-tty way to go man.

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