when a male (or female) excites the male reproductive organ (p-n-s) to the extent where the victim has heart failure from: lack of oxygen supply or lack of blood to the brain
1.”dude, have you seen sean today?”
2.”didn’t you hear? his mom found him, did a deathjerk”
1. “poor f-cker.”

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