Decaf poisoned
when, unbeknownst to you, the regular coffee pot at work actually contains decaf coffee causing mid-morning head nods, yawns, headaches, and sluggishness.
i would have finished that -ssignment this morning, but i couldn’t because it turns out that i was decaf poisoned. i fell asleep at my desk!
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