Decaffitated
someone secretly switching your coffee to decaf thus rendering you useless.
i was kind of a d-ck to the guy at starbucks today, i think he may have decaffitated me.
when a person runs around like a chicken with his or her head cut off, due to a lack of caffeine in his or her system.
“dude, i couldn’t even find a clean pair of socks this morning, i was so decaffitated.”
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