DeCamped
the act of losing or misplacing contraceptives in the v-g-n-l crevice of a female. such contraceptives may take days or weeks to be found.
do you remember that condom that we couldnt find a week ago? well it was found last night, still inside of her a week later. i cant believe i decamped that sh-t.
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