Decapitated Turtle
when you have a turtle head pertruding out of your -n-s and you clench the -n-s hole and the turtle head falls off. commonly known as the decapitated turtle.
holy sh-t, my turtle head fell off in my pants and has left thick skids oh d-mn. stupid decapitated turtle, shouldnt clench my -n-s when so excited.
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