dece purch


short for “decent purchase”. orginally used as druggie-slang/code for a good drug deal or drug quality, but recently has been used in response to any type of favorable purchase, or simply to replace the word “dece”.
“yeah, that c-ke was a dece purch”

“lemee see that cellphone……d-mn, dece purch.”

“ok i’ll come to your house later”
“aiyt, dece purch”

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