December 22nd, 2012
the day after the huge, great, bad, sad, and crazy “nothing happened”!
guy1: aren’t you gonna help me to make a big fire?
guy2: fire? what for?
guy1: i wanna burn the mayan calendar and the nostradamus prophecies! it’s december 22nd, 2012!
guy2: good job! i’m in.
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