December 23rd
possibly the worst day of the year. like christmas eve, it’s almost impossible to fall asleep on, but there are no presents in the morning.
me: oh yeah christmas is sooo close!!!! omg yay its december 23rd!!!!
mom: stfu, kid, it’s not even christmas eve. now go to your room while mommy gets drunk.
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