December Dump


1). the act of dumping ones significant other shortly before or shortly after december 1st in order to avoid buying them a christmas present.

2). the time period from roughly november 20th to december 20th in which many couples part ways to avoid buying them a christmas present.
man my facebook feed is getting blown up by all the relationship status changes, must be the december dump.

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