deceptacon
the deceptacon is when you coerce a female into sucking your b-llsack then slowly moving down to the guche region. then you thrust ones self forward until tongue enters the -rs-hole.
the man turned a standard headjob into a deceptacon quicker then she could suck it.
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uk. a woman who appears attractive but is actually ugly. can be found in a number of situations or for a variety of reasons. clever use of make-up. drunkenness in the eye of the beholder. darkness in a club. nice from afar but far from nice. if you’ve only seen a very well taken photo. looks good but has an awful voice/mind/personality. anything that might deceive you into thinking she’s buff but she aint. comes from transformers – robots in disguise.
be careful, i’d say there’s about 85% chance she’s a deceptacon.
evil type of transformer. lead by megatron.
starscreen, soundwave, cyclonous.
-they’re people we think good of, but in reality, they are two-faced, lying backstabbers…
-a person behind a mask…
-deceptive individuals…
-“we think they’re something that they’re really not…”
quotes by one be lo:
-your boyfriend’s in love with you/
now he looking at your girl-friend too/…
-she said you can rock the world/
but she ain’t even a girl/
his name’s earl/…
-police say the serve and protect/
now they beating black folks to death/…
-the president is runnin’ the show/
nah, the president is a puppet, for sho’/…
-they’re people we think good of, but in reality, they are two-faced, lying backstabbers…
-a person behind a mask…
-“we think they’re something that they’re really not…”
quotes by one be lo:
-your boyfriend’s in love with you/
now he looking at your girl-friend too/…
-she said you can rock the world/
but she ain’t even a girl/
his name’s earl/…
-police say the serve and protect/
now they beating black folks to death/…
-the president is runnin’ the show/
nah, the president is a puppet, for sho’/…
man made woman or woman made man. some parts are transformed.
dudes watch out she’s a deceptacon, autobots roll out.
ever seen someone (a stranger) from behind and at a distance and thought, “man, she/he is hot!!!!” ?
then suddenly have that person turn around around and realise that they are totally not????
that person is a “deceptacon”.
man, check out that hot chic over there. hold on, omg she’s a total ‘deceptacon’.
a girl who looks great wit makeup on, but when she takes it off, looks completely different 🙁 suprise!!
man that girl looked good at the club, but the next morning i found out she was a deceptacon
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