decepticock
when a man stuffs a sock in his pants or wears a cup to impress women with his p-n-s size he has a deceptic-ck. usually linked to a man with a tiny p-n-s.
girl 1: “so i went out with jason last night and then we went back to his place….
girl 2: omg! how was he?
girl 1: totally a deceptic-ck.
1. a c-ck that looks deceptively small, but once it’s full sized can create a river of bludge.
2. a man who manages to consistently convince women he’s sensitive, and predictably turns into a b-st-rd when he has slept with them.
baby don’t be fooled, this deceptic-ck will ruin you
baby don’t be fooled, he’s a deceptic-ck.
one who stuffs his pants to look like his genitalia is bigger than it really is.
she thought she was getting lucky but he turned out to be a deceptic-ck.
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- kidderminster
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