Decepticops
b-tch-ss police, usually from small towns, that have nothing better to do but har-ss young males.
i had a run in with the decepticops the other day. they saw me driving a lincoln continental, so they figured i was dealing drugs and preparing for a drive by. i tried to explain that i was merely taking my grandmother home from the grocery store before i was scheduled to volunteer with the special olympics. the decepticop pulled his gun and called for backup.
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