deception
it’s when you’re doing a chick from behind and before you break off, you spit on her back (thereby ‘deceiving’ her into you thinking you are done) and then when she turns over, you blast her in the face.
“hey mom, i was banging this hot chick who was so uptight, i couldn’t get off. in fact, the only way i could finish off was through ‘deception.'”
the act of deceiving another. an action used for personal gain by lying to someone. if you tell are lie, and they believe you, you are deceiving them; deception.
the art of successfully using deception is a skill worth mastering if you know how to use it.
when you get your -ss kicked when you are expecting something and it turns out to be the sh-ttiest thing ever.
john: yeah! let’s watch p-rn!!! no deceptions like when i got dumped!
michael: yeah, but dude, isn’t that your mom going down on that guy?
john: ….. wtf mom!
what you get by watching christopher nolan’s inception.
it bores you to death and at some point you start dreaming of watching a better movie…
inception!? srsly… i got bored to death! what a deception…
the feeling you feel of reality after watching the movie: inception.
girl: “dude! the movie inception was intense! how do you feel about it?”
guy: “deception…”
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