decision wank
a decision w-nk is when you take part in the act of masturbating over someone in order to decide whether they are “the one”.
after the decision w-nk you’ll either be left feeling like you need to shower away your sins or you’ll wanna marry that b-tch.
johnny: yo i don’t know whether i like her or not brah
steve: knock out a decision w-nk man, you’ll soon know whether she’s the one
*next day*
johnny: it was just l-st bro, i’m over that b-tch!
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