deck chairs
aimlessly and hopelessly attempting to achieve a goal that is already lost.
derives meaning from the phrase, “rearranging the deck chairs on the t-tanic.”
“mike is clearly going to fail his criminal law final. his studying is nothing but deck chairs.”
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a variant of the missionary s-xual position, wherein the woman’s knees are drawn fully back, her ankles often resting on the man’s shoulders. the couple resembles an open deck chair.
if a woman can work at attaining a figure supple enough to do a deckchair, she can be -ssured of some very satisfying s-x.
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