Decksheimer
m-ssive german brute that can rip head from shoulders. most famous for the -ss kicking he bestowed on chuck norris.
dechsheimer once was a simple man, before he fell nuclear reactor in germany. from this grew a m-ssive brute who had untold powers. chuck norris once tried to stop decksheimer but had his -ss ripped, chewed, digested, sh-t-out, and finally put back on. decksheimer once went to the virgin islands, there no long known as the “virgin” islands
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