Declusive
inviting a less favored friend to accompany you to an event, but in such a way as to discourage them from going without making you feel like a sh-t.
guy 1: “i’d like you to go to the movie with me, but jeff overheard me talking about it and is making noise like he wants to go too.”
guy 2: “no worries, just ask him to go in a declusive way.”
guy 1: “how do i do that?”
guy 2: “easy, just ask him to go, and then tell him it’s a flick about something he hates.”
guy 1: “wow, that’s a great idea; i can also use that whenever i want to ditch the gf for a night out with the guys!”
guy 2: “work every time!”
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