declusterfication
def: to undo someone elses’ cl-sterf-ck, or mess.
“i walked into work today and spent the first 4 hours in decl-sterfication mode: bob had really made a cl-sterf-ck out of things!”
“joe had really made a cl-sterf-ck of that situation with mary. i felt obliged to slip into decl-sterfication mode, and try to fix things between them.”
“i’m on my way into the er to decl-sterfy since dr. steve has things in a cl-sterf-ck!”
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