Decorker
at a gathering/party consisting of heteros-xual males, there are a few h-m-s-xual males. one of these males are designated as “the decorker”. meaning, at 4:30 in the morning when most of the heteros-xual males are asleep, the “decorker” goes around “decorking” their -ssholes to prepare for -n-l coitus otherwise known as -n-l s-x.
john (heteros-xual male): w.t.f. mike, why is my -sshole sore? didnt we put in the corks?
mike (heteros-xual male): oh sh-t john, i forgot tiago and danny were here.
john : why would that matter?
mike : danny is a skilled decorker.
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