Decoy Boyfriend
when a ‘friend’ of yours is a total ho and sleeps with your man behind your back, you find two new men. one to strut as eye candy, and a secret boyfriend. eye candy decoy boyfriend would ideally enjoy the ho’s compet-tion.
didn’t that hurt your feeling that she was flirting with your boyfriend? what, oh, he’s the decoy boyfriend.
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