Decoy Food


the food that you buy for the greedy room mate who has a tendency to steal your food and not buy their own.
i was so p-ssed at her eating all my food that i had to start buying cheap decoy food just for her. hey, it worked!
noun. food bought specificaly with the intention of hidding better food behind it, so the lazy roommate eats the ” decoy food” instead.
hidding the mac and cheese behind the ramin noodles ( decoy food)
this also works with cup of noodles ( decoy food
) and canned food.

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