Decrapitate


an emergancy procedure you perform when you are in an urgant rush to stop defecating. the act of severing one end of a t-rd from it’s other half.
dude i was taking a dump but someone pounded on the door so i had to decr-pitate it.
to threaten rip off someone’s head and sh-t down their neck, “duke nukem style”.
if i ever catch you making eyes at my sister again, i will decr-pitate you.
to go from good to bad, from clean to dirty, basically to f-ck up.
that old house is all decr-pitated from the weather

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