decreaseifying


purposely decrease the quality of a product to make it seem like you actually made it.
him: why you mad bro?
you: i am way to many -ssignments behind!
him: that sucks bro, want the english essay due last thursday?
you: most def bro – you are the man!
him: no problem! just remember decreaseifying it.
you: you know it!

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