to decrustify oneself. to brush your hair, fix your makeup, change your clothes, use the bathroom, make oneself more comfortable with his or her appearance. to remove “crust” from oneself and to make oneself presentable.
hey want to go to the mall?
sure, lemme just decrustify real quick.

for sure.

hey, leslie’s comin’ over!
oh, shoot, lemme decrustify real quick!
good, you’re h-lla crusty rn.

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