dectl
didn’t even click the link
guy 1: check this out *posts link to article about couple that found worms in their feet after vacation*
guy 2: that’s gross
guy 3: dectl
guy 2: don’t
guy 1: just look!
guy 3: nope
girl 1: ugh i can’t unsse that picture with the worms
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