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adj. ded is when you are dead from joy, hilarity, s-xiness, or other great feelings as such.

there is a large difference between ded and dead. do not confuse the two.

the verb form is ‘deds’ or ‘dedded.’
i dedded when that hawt dude walked in the room. on top of it, his pants were tight.

i will deds if you do a cape twirl.
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dead, gone.
“you are d-e-d, ded!”
it means dead, only better.

it was made up by a genius, and is usually used in a situation where the speaker is not actually ded, but feels like they are, should be, or want to be ded.
hannah: -ded-
sarah: why?
hannah: because i am ded.
sarah: why?
hannah: -ded-
sarah: why the f-ck are you ded?! dammit, now i’m ded.
hannah: hahaha i made you ded.

hot guy: so i heard you have a crush on me?
sarah: -ded-

spanish teacher: -asks a long complicated question in spanish-
hannah: -ded-
suffering from a huge hangover after a night of vibes
i’m ded
drunk erectile dysfunction
when your so drunk you can’t even get a b-n-r, no matter how turned on you are.
guy#1- yo i heard u hooked up new years
guy#2- ya dude but i had ded
guy#1- awhhh thats sh-t bro was it awkward
guy#2- yesss :\
short for dedicator, a person who’s life revolves around one particular thing, also known as dedication. the word is mainly directed towards “hardcore gamers”.
wow, i went into gamestop, everyone there was a major ded.
the word ‘ded’ derives from the word ‘dead’ (to die..), however, please do not get the two confused.

founded over 5 years ago by a gentleman called mr. ajmer singh kang, it was used in reference to something ending rather abruptly. for example, the end of a football match or if someone finished a spliff before someone had a chance to toke, you would no doubt hear “you deded that spliff!”

this then organically developed into a number of meanings. whether it be to say h-llo to someone or to say goodbye, ‘ded’ is used.

it is also used to laugh at someone’s expense. for example, if you fell over after a few brandy’s you will no doubt hear the word ‘ded!’ being proclaimed from afar.

one other use is as a verb to describe the act of fornication.

ded.
“did you hook up with that girl last night?”
“yea, i dedded her.”

“have you guys finished your meal yet?”
“yea ded.”