Deep Fried Dick
the act of dipping your d-ck in a jar of cocaine, then inserting and soaking said d-ck in a v-g-n-.
man, i sure gave that chick the deep fried d-ck the other night!
the act of inserting your p-n-s into a deep frier so that a crusty sh-ll forms around the elongated d-ck and is then slapped in the face of a dirty little f-cking sl-t.
mary loved when the deep fried d-ck got slapped in her face because it was all crusty and warm.
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