Deep Space Internet Poetry
the dark and twisted limericks, haikus, free verse, cinquain, ballads, and kids poems that can be found after hours of searching the far reaches of the internet.
kent – “hey dave, i found some deep sp-ce internet poetry.”
dave – “lets have a listen.”
kent – “roses are red,
violets are red,
everything is red,
i like the smell of blood.”
dave – “good one! i enjoyed the alliteration.”
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