a term thrown around it and tech support groups. when a technical support engineer answers a support call and gets suck for hours answering stupid questions and performing extensive hand holding for most basic of procedures, all of which could have been avoided if the customer just read the doc-mentation on the subject or did a few google searches. origin of the term is unknown but some speculate it stems from an infamous customer named deepan.
hey we’re all going out for some beers after work, should i see if john can come?
na, poor fella just got deepaned, been stuck on the phone for hours. john has to walk the customer through the entire process of installing windows.
- rick my balls
a phrase used, typical to french-canadians, indicating that someone should lick syrup off their t-st-cl-s. sometimes the gravy from poutine is an acceptable alternative. rick my b-lls, b-tch. shut up and rick my b-lls. the f-ggotty look in his eyes told me that he wanted to rick my b-lls.
- Funky Shizzle
term created by aaron to mean “weird stuff” or “crazy sh-t”. also the name and url of his website. normal speak: “duude, thats crazy sh-t!” aaron speak: “duude, that’s funky shizzle!” normal speak: “duude, that’s some weird stuff ya got there!” aaron speak: “duude, that’s some funky shizzle ya got there!”
- A Number 3
when you poo poo and pee at the same aka every timea person poo-poos “yes you’re excused to the bathroom johnny”-teacher “thanks”-johnny ..5 minutes later cl-ssmates-“ewww johnny did you number one or two,” “a number 3…. b-tches.” -johnny
describing a product or design that is funky or unique looking while serving its purpose well. i think that verner’s panton chair is the epitome of funktionality.
when something is more than awesome/ an epic win. person 1: this game is even more than awesome! person 2: yes, it’s mawsome! something so awesome it makes you wanna maul somebody ay u heard about dat hoe? i heard dat p-ssy is so mawsome!