Deer Fart
the grotesque smell of a fart that emits the odor of a corpse that has been lying unattended for copious hours as a result of being struck by a large p-ssenger vehicle.
bobcat: hey chip, do you smell that?
chip: yeah, what the h-ll is that?
bobcat: it couldn’t be, could it?
chip: no way. actually, wait, i think it is.
bobcat: could it be….a deer fart?
chip: don’t conjure up that phrase unless you mean it.
bobcat: h-ll yes, brother, i believe it’s a deer fart.
chip: well, i did eat three bags of chili fritos. not saying that’s it, but…
bobcat: h-ll yes brother! a deer fart! by the way, that is putrid man.
chip: what can i say man? snakes on a plane…snakes on a plane.
a gesture used to signify apathy towards any subject. make a fist and extend your pinky skyward. then make a fart sound with your tongue. (let’s make this catch on.)
person 1: not only have i placed at wimbledon, i’m also a champion equestrian.
person 2: ::pinky in the air:: blrrbbbbb (deer fart)
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