deer jerkying


when one gets bored whilst deer hunting, that one decides to “rub one out” aka jerk off.
skeeter: ” i saw a big ol’ buck go right past me, but i couldn’t git my d-ck outta my hands fast enough to git my gun”
jim bob: ” well if you wasn’t too busy deer jerkying you might coulda gotcha one”!

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