deer truffles
tulip bulbs.
m: you should see my tulips. i planted $60 of bulbs last fall.
j: oh, i can’t grow tulips anymore because of the deer. they love tulip bulbs.
m: how do they even find them?
j: they find them somehow, and dig them up.
m: they must smell them like pigs smell truffles.
j: yeah, i’ll be darned if i spend money planting deer truffles.
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