deer

it is a animal that has horns on its head. it makes no noise and likes to run infront of cars.
hunny, watch out for the…deer!
a deer is a mammal that primarily lives in north america. they mainly eat sasquatch and aliens. 97% of the deer population is suicidal. their favourite way of suicide to to hop in front of cars. every july 5th the remaining population get together and drink until they cant stand.
jill, stop. the deer is already dead.
no! he’s just drunk.
an attractive young male in his early 20s and the main food source of a cougar.
holy f-cking sh-t, there is a luscious deer here in a beater, ripe for the kill.
a male who appears to get girls, but in reality doesn’t
a: dude, i’m totally gonna nail that chick.
b: no chance man, stop being such a deer.
commonly used in kenton ohio. always reffering to students that go to kenton city schools.
you f-cking deer
stupid deer
welcome to kenton, home of the deer
it is what manly men hunt for often. sometimes they also hunt bears, and eat feasts!
im off huntin deers! text the cell man!
common misspelling of beer.
“dude, you want a deer?”
“i swear officer, i havnt drunk a single deer”
the pope – “nope, i havnt drunk a deer in my life. nor had decks.”