defcon 5


adj.
n.
a state of cr-p defecation that is so foul in smell, the defecator must make every attempt possible to relieve himself of the odor.

these attempts may be:
opening the window.
turning on a vent.
spraying lysol (or other powerful positive odors) around the room.
covering of the nose.
opening the door.
repeated flushing.

and a last resort: leave the room immeadiatley, hoping the smell will dissipate.

a grumper often results in defcon 5.
roommate of defecator: hey what’s that smell?
defecator: my grumper hit defcon 5.
roommate: defcon 5!?

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