Defecacy
1. an awful meal.
2. a food that literally tastes fecal.
3. a complex dish made with painstaking care but has catastrophically disappointing flavor.
4. absolutely not a delicacy
the term is used so as not to offend the cook. polite society tells us that it is rude to be brutally honest when asked how enjoyable a particular meal was. polite society also tells us it is rude to correct someone’s mispr-nounciation of a word. so, while you said “defecacy,” he or she will think you meant “delicacy” but will be too polite to correct you. you can be honest say the meal tasted like a sh-t but the cook will believe you loved it. everybody wins.
q: “…so, did you like the chocolate-marshmallow & cheese meatloaf i made special just for you?”
a: “uh – yeah, it was a real defecacy.”
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