a defecal is a plumbing fixture used for collecting & then disposing of defecation (p–p). it is a portmanteau of the words, “defecate” and, “urinal”.
the defecal is a bit like a urinal — only the defecal is used solely for taking a plop. if you p-ss into a defecal, it will require maintanence — much as a urinal would if you drop a deuce into it.
hey james, this defecal is f-cked up; some true-blue total -sshaberdasher must have p-ssed into it! any idea where another one is cause i really have to leave a sh-t!
- texan thorn bush
a method of fingering, in which the man overlaps his fingers and shoves his entire hand inside the v-g-n-l region. girl: ow! guy: what’s wrong? girl: steve did something called the texan thorn bush last night, crazy stuff. guy: ew.
denying the truth despite unweildy odds. those guys are mattmurphying if they think they can climb that mountain without a rope.
a p-n-s with the power of six normal p-n-ses. a six shooter. having the capacity for rapid fire multiple -rg-sms. i sucked off my psychology professor in the handicapped stall in the uc davis men’s room and his big d-ck shot six loads. that hot f-cker has a hexap-n-s.
d-ck shaped pasta mum said, “do you want some cazzetti for dinner tonight?”
- nickel knowledge
information that’s nice to know, but that no one really cares about. an example of nickel knowledge would be knowing the amount of sand grains on a beach.