Defecatory Prowess
the ability of one to exercise extreme control over their bowels and to control their defecation even when faced with the most explosive diarrhea and wet gas and wet sh-ts.
dan’s lunch was not agreeing with him. he was fearful that the salmon salad was a bit off as it had sat out too long. the meeting he was in was not going to end any time soon. in spite of the sloshing and gurgling of his lower intestine, dan showed extreme defecatory prowess and lasted the entire meeting bofore sprinting to the nearest men’s room where he had a -ssplosion which results in a severe case of collateral sh-ttage.
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