defence


defence is not a misspelling. it’s the british way of spelling defense.
person1: you’ll never break my defence.
person2: you spelled defense wrong.
person1: no, dumb-ss, i didn’t.
a word used when a person with a low spelling ability attempts to say defense! , but instead of a second s uses a c, like an idiot
hey kristen the seahawks are about to score a touchdown

kristen : defence defence!!
a word used when a person with a low spelling ability attempts to say defense! , but instead of a second s uses a c, like an idiot
hey kristen the seahawks are about to score a touchdown

kristen : defence defence!!

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