defendant
black male over the age of 12
bailiff: “will the defendant please rise?” (rhetorical)
judge: “sir, is there a reason you’re not wearing a shirt and that your pants are lower than your boxers, which are at mid-thigh height?”
defendant: “yo hey ho yo itz ma birfday!”
judge: “fifty years.”
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