Defendantly Drunk
a state of intense inebriation that will almost certainly end in a visit to the courthouse.
chad:”john was definitely drunk last night”
rick:”john was defendantly drunk last night, he wouldn’t get his hands off the strippers and when the bouncer told him to leave, he said he was gonna p-ss in their concession stand… sure enough, public urination and indecent exposure.”
chad:”oh d-mn, when’s his court date?”
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