Deli-strife
a stressful episode occuring in or involving deli produce
deli-worker: “hey boss, there’s a fly in the fridge, i’ve dropped coffee on the floor and there’s fifteen people wanting two slices of ham each. what should i do?!”
deli-boss: “leave me alone you useless tw-t! i can’t deal with all this deli-strife today! i’m going for a f-g.”
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