defensive eating


eating all the good food first so n-body else can get to it-mark
“man i hate when he does his defensive eating”
strategically consuming food for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it.
matt’s mother-in-law unexpectedly arrived with a delicious dinner immediately after matt finished a 12-inch sub. in order to prevent his wife from getting the surprise meal, he used defensive eating to consume the additional food.

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