Defensive Mating
v. strategically copulating for the sole purpose of preventing others from spreading their genetics. related to defensive eating.
listen honey, it wasn’t cheating: i was just defensive mating.
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last name given to any guy with a big c-ck that can have s-x with a woman whenever he wants. has friends named samantha and natalie. has great taste in music like michael jackson and hates justin bieber. most likely hispanic. probably a jose. that deferia kid really hit her hard with his c-ck. he […]
- Deferret
a h-m-nym of the word “deferred”; a mangled colloquialism of the word “deferred. used when the word “deferred” is too much to bear. -regarding inst-tutions of higher learning and any form of early admissions process. pessimist: not rejected… yet. optimist: not accepted… yet. you’ll get in, yes you will. =d example: dear _____: after carefully […]
- defonate
definite and detonate, enthusiastic confirmation. yeah boi, defonate be there!
- Deforest
an extremely desperate freshman in highschool who remains a virgin, yet pretends to have experience, majorly annoying, and all around useless i can’t handle anymore deforests in this town. someone hot and athletic. a god basically. good on the field, on the court, and in bed. if i could come even close to a deforest, […]
- Defriendsive
v. the act of defending a person simply because of a friendship, often when the friend in question has done something wrong. girl: “look that girl is a little crazy sometimes, but hey everybody is!” guy: “you’re just being defriendsive.” man 1: “did aaron steal my m-ffin?” man 2: “no dude! you left it in […]