defensive smoker


an act while playing madden. grabbing a ciggarette or a blunt and lighting up while on defence and letting your defensive players do all the work while you enjoy smoking activities and cracking jokes with friends.
i was whoopin my brothers -ss in madden when craig p-ssed me a lit blunt and we didnt have to press pause cause i was on defence. then we continued to crack on my brother bc adrian peterson ran over 5 players and broke 3 tackles..i am a defensive smoker

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