DeFester


a person who reads into an event, action and implies things that only exist in certain dimensions of altered states of reality.

a conspiracy theorist who believes certain aging, balding, moustached pro wrestlers are relevant to all things in modern society

a suspected h-m-s-xual who speaks of wearing sweet interview pants that show off his package yet is generally heteros-xual

a person who would have s-xual relations with hulk hogan
this defester at the bar was telling me how because a fan in the crowd at wwe raw was wearing a yellow shirt that meant hulk hogan was restarting wcw.

i was shopping at the mall when this total defester walked by with a weight belt around his waist. seriously my eyebrows were about to be cinged off when his hot wife came up.

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