urban dictionary definition reviews

a lonely group of fat single men who spend their time picking their noses and eating it, can usually be found trawling through the internet to find the most boring definitions to publish. the reviewer is usually very successful at making urban dictionary more boring than most other dictionaries, such as ‘colin’s dictionary’ which is a much more exciting and humorous read.
guy one: “i b-mped into one of those urban dictionary reviewers today, smelled like sh-t”
girl one: “hey my granddad is an urban dictionary reviewer!”
guy one:”well he can f-ck off then, nose picking , sh-tty bag of w-nk gravy” urban dictionary definition reviews

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