how google translate reads “( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ”
person 1: -types ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)-
google: degree degree
person 1: tf is that?
- cream-pie worthy
when a girl is so s-xy in so many different ways, it makes you powerless to resist creampieing her. doug: “hey man do you know that girl in my physics cl-ss?” travis: ” the one with the huge t-ts, six pack, big -ss, and s-xy face?” doug: “h-ll yea man she is defiantly cream-pie worthy!”
- neilson bowl
to pack an unconsiderably douchy amount of weed into a bowl for another person without them knowing. resulting in a m-ssive hit and getting the person very baked, among fighting a green. “did you pack a neilson bowl for grant?” “of course, he loves them!”
- pizza shorts
extremely tight jean short cut offs worn by a pizza maker, covered in flour and sauce. those are some tight pizza shorts!
a deeply felt emotion that makes your heart race, your breath come in quick gaps or ragged pants, your body tremble and your eyes shine. it is felt when a bond between two or more people is formed to such an extent that emotions are shared without a word and the bonded people are unable […]
- nuclear cunt punt
when the girl is c-mming and you shove a burning candle in her c-nt cake and kick it with a steel toed boot. last night my wanted to try something new… so i gave her my nuclear c-nt punt!